The 69 Dumbest Moments of the Year: 2024 Crypto Edition

Crypto was dumb in 2024—like, actually dumb. This 12 months’s meme coin supercycle spawned probably the most weird characters the trade has ever seen, which is saying lots, and conferences had us cringing weekly, all whereas politicians begged on their knees for the crypto vote (or a minimum of its cash).

And with this, we’ve loved a few of the dumbest moments ever inscribed on the peerlessly distributed, immutable, uncensorable Blockchain of Life. From a meme coin developer setting himself on hearth to advertise his meme coin (#6, beneath) to FARTCOIN itself piercing a billion-dollar market cap (a late breaker that we did not even rely, however Stephen Colbert did), this 12 months was really one thing all of us might be happy with. These are the moments that outline us, and which we are able to retell endlessly to our kids, and our kids’s youngsters, all of whom will probably be basking within the generational wealth we created in 2024, and past.

To commemorate crypto’s awesomely idiotic 12 months that was, we’ve randomly gathered an unranked record of 69 of the Dumbest Moments of the 12 months.

1. Meme coin mammories

An alleged mom joined her alleged son on a livestream to shake her boobs, begging viewers to spend money on her son’s actual meme coin.

“Do you wanna see him pour milk over these 36DDs?” she requested, noting—in case we weren’t already horrified sufficient—that her son “really suckled on these. Now he’s going to get to pour milk on them.”

2. Getting cheeky

The viral success of LiveMom kick began a reside streaming meta the place meme coin devs would do silly shit to spice up their Pump.enjoyable tokens—some would name it efficiency artwork.

One dude tied his palms so he couldn’t dump on traders, one other claimed to haven’t any arms in any respect (earlier than he revealed them and offered all the pieces), and a 3rd dev stated he had kidnapped somebody. We want that was the worst of it, nevertheless it positively wasn’t: one man misplaced his tooth whereas boxing, and one other genius merely streamed their unfold ass cheeks.

3. Making numerous Mollah

For the reason that launch of the Bitcoin whitepaper in 2008, individuals have questioned who Satoshi Nakamoto is. In October, one man stepped ahead claiming to be the true deal.

British-Asian macroeconomist Stephen Mollah stated he had been making an attempt to disclose his true identification for a while however individuals saved stopping him. On the occasion (which he charged an entry charge of £500 for) he additionally claimed to have created the Twitter brand, ChatGPT, and the Eurobond, a sort of debt.

Mollah rambled for over an hour, finally claiming that he would transfer Bitcoin from the Genesis block “very quickly” however he needed to put together for it. (Sadly, this nonetheless hasn’t occurred.) When diving by means of his Twitter account, we discovered a spree of 2018 posts calling out the entire “Faketoshis” on the market accompanied by some attention-grabbing photographs.

4. See the kitty? Pet the kitty. No, not that kitty…

Solana meme coin manufacturing facility Pump.enjoyable has been the house to a few of the most jaw-dropping, idiotic moments in crypto. A living proof was when degens began buying and selling a coin based mostly on an “invisible cat” referred to as Kieth… it’s only a picture of an empty room. And sure, it’s spelled that means.

5. Slerf’s up!

A developer by accident burned $10 million price of pre-sale tokens raised for the about-to-launch Slerf meme coin—quite than sending them to pre-sale individuals. What occurred subsequent? The token shot as much as a market cap over $700 million, in fact.

6. Florida man says to Slerf dev maintain my beer, burns self to pump token

A Florida meme coin dev set himself on hearth in an try and pump his token. It labored, and the token spiked over 2,000% to a market cap of $2 million in only a few hours. However he was hospitalized with third-degree burns and couldn’t promote, as a result of intense medical consideration he instantly required. As soon as he recovered, he couldn’t correctly use his palms and claimed his telephone’s face ID didn’t acknowledge him.

Months later, he stop the venture claiming he was taken benefit of. His largest remorse? Not promoting.

7. Does this ass make my tattoo look fats?

A Gigachad investor determined to get his Solana meme coin’s contract handle tattooed… however he spelled it improper.

8. Does this hair make my head look fats?

A crypto degen began to gather his girlfriend’s hair, one strand at a time, inserting them on a styrofoam model head. As day two dawned, funds airline Ryanair reposted the account suggesting that the proprietor should fly to Turkey for a hair transplant, which apparently is a factor there. In fact, the token skyrocketed over 470% because it garnered extra mainstream consideration.

9. Unreality TV

A tour of the “Solana Villa,” a part of a crypto actuality TV present, went viral this 12 months just because it was so obnoxious.

“Try this helipad. For those who don’t have this, you’re poor. HA HA pace tour!” the influencer stated, displaying off an Airbnb property.

10. Remilia King

Bear in mind Joe Unique (the Tiger King)? Bear in mind when he joined an NFT neighborhood referred to as “Retardio” out of the blue? After which acquired airdropped a DeGod? Nah, didn’t suppose so.

11. Gold medal grifting

Caitlyn Jenner (inventor of the tokenized Olympic medal ploy!) kick-started a complete superstar meme coin meta. What was significantly dumb was that Jenner launched a token on Ethereum the identical week she launched her preliminary meme coin on Solana. The brand new token claimed to have the purpose of supporting Donald Trump’s presidential marketing campaign. Months later, each tokens had crashed beneath $1 million market caps.

12. This little Iggy by no means went to market

A part of the rationale Caitlin Jenner wished to relaunch her superstar venture was as a result of she claimed to have been “scammed” by the one that helped her create it: Sahil Arora. Arora made a reputation for himself this 12 months because the mastermind behind numerous short-lived superstar initiatives and the odd Twitter hack.

That’s why it was so dumb that folks fell for his entice by sending $380,000 to a pre-sale pockets for an Iggy Azalea token that that disavowed by Ms. Azalea. One pre-sale participant stated that Arora had “misplaced all his rep” in consequence.

13. Who’s your DADDY?

Who can neglect the heartwarming story of Andrew Tate, who in July was allowed to depart Romania whereas he awaited trial on fees of alleged human trafficking, rape, and forming a felony gang to sexually exploit ladies? (All of which he denies.)

Upon listening to the information, Tate instantly introduced a “international tour” for DADDY, a Solana token he’d been selling to flip Iggy Azalea’s token MOTHER. Downside was, although Tate introduced his tour would take him to “Tokyo, Dubai, [and] Miami,” he wasn’t allowed to depart the European Union.

Tate, who’s nonetheless awaiting trial, has denied the costs.

14. No, Iggy: Vitalik isn’t holding your gasoline cash

OK, we love Iggy Azalea, who’s our SCENE Particular person of the 12 months, as a result of she launched her personal token and might be the one superstar to truly maintain supporting her venture (MOTHER) months after launch. Nevertheless it’s not all been easy crusing for her.

In response to criticism from Ethereum co-founder Vitalik Buterin, the Australian singer questioned what he’s doing with ETH gasoline charges. This precipitated Crypto Twitter to clown Azalea since these charges don’t contact Buterin’s pockets—they feed again into the Ethereum ecosystem. She was youthful then and we imagine higher educated now!

15. Crypto’s acquired ass…

Azalea upped the ante by internet hosting a stripper-filled get together in Singapore, the place a few of the most degenerate clips of the 12 months have been born… which is saying lots. Some examples:

16. …However Ethereum’s acquired expertise!

Crypto conferences are normally critical occasions, full of prolonged talks about blockchain technicalities and ever-imminent mainstream adoption. However at Token 2049: Singapore, Buterin determined to spin it up with somewhat crypto sing track—very a lot paying homage to his 2019 rap.

“It’s mathematical. No extra double spend, it is encryptable,” he sang onstage. “A brand new type of wealth begins.”

17. Shopping for tokens like these is insane!

Insane Labz, an Arkansas-based dietary supplements firm identified all through the MMA and Barstool Sports activities world, allegedly paid a gaggle of on-line trolls to impersonate celebrities, idiot its traders, and pump its token. And the scheme labored—till it didn’t. The trolls impersonated UFC President Dana White, MMA legend Nate Diaz, and social media sensation Hasbulla to hype up the LABZ token within the firm’s Telegram group.

“We simply did it for fun that acquired a bit out of hand,” one of many impersonators informed Decrypt.

18. Simping for rug pulls

As an trade stuffed with incels, virgins, and customarily lonely males, it is no shock that thirst entice pump-and-dumps grew to become commonplace this 12 months. The recipe was easy: be a woman or know a keen one, create a Pump.enjoyable token, put on few garments, livestream, then promote all of your tokens as soon as just a few individuals purchase in. Best cash you’ll ever make.

19. Drugging for rug pulls

It was a banner 12 months for drug addicts utilizing the blockchain. First we had Meth’d Up Dev that, you guessed it, did meth on a livestream to pump his token. Then, we had Crack Head Dev who—really, you didn’t guess it—overdosed on fentanyl whereas livestreaming. He later faked his loss of life earlier than changing into a full right-wing, racist Twitter character. Who says there aren’t any second acts in life?

Lastly, we wrapped up the 12 months with Meth Lady, who struggled to realize a lot traction since her Twitter accounts saved getting banned. Nonetheless, you go Meth Lady!

20. Currying for rug pulls

An enterprising fellow arrange a meme coin for a curry stall in Lahore, Pakistan. However Decrypt did some digging, and it turned out the stall homeowners weren’t getting any cash comprised of the token. So the streamer stopped the stream, and the CURRY coin tanked 92% in only a few hours. You are welcome, Curry Man.

21. Leaping the frog

Flog the Frog (FLOG) was one of many most-hyped meme coin launches of the 12 months as a result of its spectacular art work and influencer help. However its core workforce by accident dumped on traders after an embarrassing miscommunication.

“DUMP IT,” venture supervisor Breezy stated within the leaked workforce chat, which means to promote only a small share. As soon as he noticed the token crash 91% in only one minute, he wrote, “Bro, did you promote all of it?” Pyro, who was answerable for the workforce funds, responded, “YES YOU SAID DUMP MY BRO.”

“You’re a fucking fool,” Breezy defined. Happily for the artist, Flog relaunched as Fwog, finally changing into one of many extra profitable meme cash of the 12 months.

22. Leaping the squirrel

Poor, Peanut the Squirrel. Solely the nice die younger: The rodent, suspected of getting rabies, was a normal election meme—and, in fact, meme coin. PNUT noticed $150 million in each day quantity in November, and have become one of many largest meme cash by market capitalization.

In a tragic autopsy twist, it was revealed that Peanut by no means had rabies and was murdered for nothing. RIP little buddy, could your meme coin reside on and your reminiscence be a blessing.

23. However wait! The squirrel coin lives!

Lower than a month after the story of the not-rabid however very lifeless Peanut the squirrel captivated a world gone mad, the rodent’s proprietor—apparently miffed that carpetbaggers acquired wealthy off his private tragedy—launched his personal token. By no means thoughts that “the PNUT neighborhood” supposedly donated $50,000 to the proprietor.

“The truth that individuals wanna earn money off that is nothing wanting despicable,” the bereaved proprietor said in a Twitter video, earlier than pivoting to launch the token referred to as JUSTICE. Sadly, there was no justice for the JUSTICE token, which died deader than the fucking squirrel.

24. The daddy, the son, and the holy hen

This 12 months spawned a faith with followers worshipping a uncooked hen with a fish head smoking a cigarette referred to as “Lord Fishnu.” However that’s not the dumbest second.

Often known as the Church of the Smoking Rooster Fish, the meme coin-based faith baptizes followers in what’s referred to as a “brothism.” Usually that is simply finished by studying out the “10 chickemandments” on Twitter Areas, however one follower took it a step additional by studying them aloud in a shower, whereas absolutely dressed, and with uncooked hen on his head.

And that’s not even the dumbest second: the church was planning on opening a bodily house in Marfa, Texas.

25. And, even that wasn’t the dumbest second

A couple of months later, the church’s chief Pastor Kelby went rogue and began utilizing his affect over the faith to take funds and shill micro-cap meme cash. In flip, he acquired banished from the church.

Does this throw the bodily church plans into turmoil? 🙁

26. The daddy, the spouse, and the holy token

A Colorado pastor confronted fraud allegations after he and his spouse created, then offered “illiquid and virtually nugatory” crypto tokens to traders to fund their “lavish way of life,” authorities there alleged. In response, the pastor admitted that he made $1.3 million, however stated that he was instructed by God to promote the tokens.

“God isn’t finished with this venture; God isn’t finished with INDX coin,” he vowed.

27. In God we belief. All others pay in Solana

The CFTC filed a lawsuit towards the previous pastor of a Washington-based church of a multilevel advertising scheme that allegedly took greater than $5.9 million in money and digital belongings for a faux “Solanofi platform.” The ex-holy man allegedly focused “unsophisticated traders,” promising they might earn as much as 34.9% month-to-month by means of a so-called leveraged staking platform, in keeping with the grievance.

28. You’ll be able to by no means belief a cabal

Meme coin devs, promising an enormous “social experiment” on Solana, tried to jumpstart a spike in a token referred to as CABAL after airdropping $10,000 price to 10 Crypto Twitter influencers in August. Inside a pair days, a lot of the influencers had dumped the factor. It now sits at a market cap of lower than $15,000.

“I don’t know why they anticipated at hand somebody $10,000 and have them not promote,” stated one of many influencers. Notably, the record of influencers included Beaver, the one that stated he paid Crack Head Dev (#16, above) to faux his personal loss of life.

29. Canine WIF your funds

As Dogwifhat (WIF) was establishing itself as a “blue-chip meme coin,” a gaggle of traders—together with one of many CABAL influencers, Ansem—determined to lift $700,000 to place the doggie meme coin on the Las Vegas Sphere. Eight months later, this nonetheless hasn’t occurred… with Bitcoin even beating WIF to the punch. As time passes, extra strain mounts on these answerable for the funds.

30. Something WIF hat

Meme coin fanatics began placing pink beanies on all the pieces they might, because of Dogwifhat’s recognition. “The hat stays on,” utilized to pets, celebs, each meme coin in existence, and even automobiles.

31. You’re fired/rehired!

Polymarket, some of the profitable crypto initiatives of the 12 months, to not point out a supply of reality through the U.S. election, fired its intern for shilling an NFT venture referred to as “Retardio” on its Twitter.

As soon as there was sufficient backlash—towards Polymarket that’s—the intern was introduced again into the fray.

UNRELATED: The UK’s Conduct Monetary Authority subsequently issued a rip-off alert in regards to the token, inflicting one to marvel: WHY JUST THAT ONE?

32. Purchase the rumor…

When Trump went on a rant about Haitian migrants consuming pets throughout his debate with Kamala Harris, degens rubbed their palms hungrily. That’s as a result of there have been already meme cash in regards to the wild rumors, in fact.

However their pleasure was short-lived: The shitcoins shortly fell in worth when the ABC debate moderator fact-checked the baseless declare in actual time.

33. …Promote the information

Because the rumor unfold that Kamala Harris was choosing Tim Walz as her working mate, we watched as meme coin communities that had fashioned round different potential VP picks started to tank. Unhappy!

Take as an illustration SHAPERO, the deliberately misspelled Josh Shapiro meme coin, which shortly dropped 94% because the Walz information began to unfold throughout social media. Unbowed, the venture’s nameless chief urged followers on Telegram to remain the course and claimed that FUD (not the coin, however sincere to god concern, uncertainty and doubt) was being orchestrated to push down the value.

Actually 4 minutes later, CNN reported that Walz was Harris’s VP choose.

“Oh my fuckin’ god, who rugged my bag?” one SHAPERO investor wailed in lament.

34. The President isn’t lifeless, he’s simply sleeping

Earlier than he dropped out of the Presidential race, crypto degens have been satisfied that Joe Biden had died. Naturally, a flurry of meme cash hit the blockchain, although they have been surpassed by a two-month-old token that predicted the precise date he would go; it touched a market cap of $660,000.

All of those tokens tanked as soon as the rumors have been debunked. On the time of writing, Biden remains to be allegedly alive.

35. Who really shot Trump?

Bear in mind when Trump was practically assassinated? No, not the second time, the primary time.

Effectively, Pump.enjoyable merchants in some way recognized the shooter hours earlier than the FBI confirmed who had shot on the former president. Whereas this was a powerful feat from our beloved degens, there have been additionally numerous cash that acquired it painfully improper—together with a preferred token claiming it was an Italian journalist who, because it turned out, was peacefully sleeping on the time.

Additionally, simply so as to add a bonus layer of crypto stupidity to the pile, then-popular Telegram tap-to-earn recreation Hamster Kombat turned Trump’s defiant fist pump into a completely weird tribute.

36. Vote crypto, mate

Whereas crypto was a speaking level—to not point out an enormous supply of funds—within the U.S. election, with Trump working on quite a lot of pro-crypto insurance policies, not a single U.Okay. political get together talked about crypto of their manifestos.

This was referred to as a “missed alternative” by a U.Okay. lobbying agency, because it ignored 10% of U.Okay. adults who personal cryptocurrency, and, presumably, wager on silly issues. To make issues worse, the chief of the Tory get together, Rishi Sunak, had beforehand made pro-crypto stances… however didn’t convey it into the election. He went on to lose miserably.

37. Rug-pulled my Grandma

When you’re invested in a meme coin, you’ll be able to’t take your eyes off the chart—a lot in order that one dealer posted a photograph of them DEX Screener subsequent to their dying Grandma in a hospital mattress.

“RIP Grandma,” they posted on Twitter. “Onboarding her property although, it’s what she would have wished.”

38. No (Dr.) Disrespect meant

Dr. Disrespect, in style streamer and co-founder of the studio behind crypto shooter Deadrop, admitted to inappropriately chatting with a minor on Twitter solely to subsequently declare he didn’t.

The truth is, he claims to have made the admission by way of a tweet to deliberately catch journalists out. Effectively, take into account us caught, Doc. If that’s one thing you need to say in black and white, go forward.

39. Degens take their revenge on sassy child who rugged them

A teenage Solana meme coin creator rug-pulled holders after his token hit a $1 million market cap. Exhilarated from the $30,000 he’d pocketed, the punk gave the punters a one-finger salute in a house video and yelled, “Thanks for the 20 bandos,” whereas skittering round his bed room.

Humiliated however vowing retribution, our degens bravely fought again, massively buying and selling the shitcoin till it surged to a $85 million market cap. Had the child held on and handled his elders with respect, his little coin would have been price greater than $4 million. Take that, insolent little one!

40. Prime DOGE

When the high quality specimen of a canine everyone knows as Doge (the mascot for Dogecoin) went to heaven in Could, the proprietor acquired a alternative canine—a rescue Shiba Inu named Neiro. Predictably, the brand new, previous Shiba spawned a raft of Neiro-themed cash, with main in-fighting and accusations of scams, cabals, and hatred. All of this regardless of the proprietor refusing to endorse any of them. Is nothing sacred?

Months later, in December, it was introduced that members of the Personal the Doge DAO will probably be voting on which meme coin will get the Neiro IP. “This isn’t healthful,” the Twitter put up stated.

41. Enjoyable with Bitcoin ETFs!

In January, the SEC’s official account tweeted that every one 13 spot Bitcoin ETFs had been accepted. However in reality, the SEC’s account had been hacked and none had been accepted simply but.

SEC Chairman Gary Gensler’s revelation that the tweet was faux despatched the value of Bitcoin plunging from $47,680 to simply above $45,500. It was an excellent opp for somebody to fill their luggage, in all probability MicroStrategy’s Michael Saylor. (The precise ETF approval got here someday later FYI.)

42. Bull goals of Satoshi Nakamoto

Scottie Pippen, the legendary NBA star, claimed to have a number of goals this 12 months whereby he met the legendary Bitcoin creator Satoshi Nakamoto.

Within the first of the 12 months, Pippen claimed that Satoshi was “proud” of his work for tokenizing the basketball utilized in recreation 5 of the Chicago Bulls vs. Los Angeles Lakers 1991 finals. Then in September, Satoshi visited him in a dream once more to inform him that Bitcoin could be price precisely $84,650 on November 5—which was about $14,000 off.

Pippen additionally claimed that Satoshi was sending him pictures in his dream, that he saved laughing on the value of Bitcoin, and that Bitcoin, Invoice Gates, and Jeff Bezos are on Santa’s record—he didn’t specify if it was naughty or good.

43. Booing for Bitcoin

Who amongst us hasn’t loaded up on ayahuasca, had a imaginative and prescient in regards to the sanctity of alt belongings, and given a graduation handle shilling Bitcoin at Ohio State College? Chris Pan, the graduation speaker who was rudely (!) booed when he introduced up crypto, spoke reality to energy nonetheless.

His transferring handle ventured past digital currencies, too: “I didn’t go to present a speech,” he stated later in an Instagram story. “I went to share reality so we cease funding wars. We’ve got to cease the bloodshed.” Oh, he additionally gave a Michael Scott-esque karaoke rendition of “What’s Up?” by 4 Non Blondes.

44. Malaysia is crushing it, Bitcoin-wise

Malaysian authorities crushed 985 Bitcoin mining rigs as a part of a national crackdown on electrical energy theft. Sure, sure, extravagant use of electrical energy is, occasionally, generally related to crypto miners. However had they merely invested in Bitcoin as a substitute of destroying these treasured miners, maybe it could rank increased among the many world’s nations by GDP. Really, it’s thirty seventh of 195, which isn’t all that dangerous.

45. No sweetie, when a $6.5 million fee is made in error, you’ll be able to’t maintain it

This one appears a bit unfair: After centralized change Crypto.com mistakenly refunded a lady $6.8 million—as a substitute of $65! LOL!—she (and her erstwhile accomplice) apparently spent $4.42 million of the cash. Amongst different issues, comparable to art work, the couple apparently purchased 4 houses in Australia. The lady was arrested whereas she was ready to fly to… watch for it… Bitcoin-hating Malaysia!!! She served 209 days in jail and needed to give again the cash and different ill-gotten beneficial properties.

46. When scribbled on a authorized pad, the phrases “BUY BITCOIN” are price 10x greater than a bitcoin

In 2017, Christian Langalis, a 22-year-old Cato Institute intern, scrawled “Purchase Bitcoin” on a yellow authorized notepad, then photobombed Janet Yellen with it throughout a televised Home Monetary Providers Committee listening to.

Clearly the value of Bitcoin spiked by 3.7% proper after the printed, making Langalis a BTC hero. In April, our man auctioned off his quarter-hour of fame for $1.019 million. Mentioned he: “It’s good to lastly liberate this quantity from my sock drawer and supply it again to the Bitcoin public.”

47. Betting on Bryan’s boner

If anybody is searching for proof of the decline of Western civilization—certainly, civilization typically—look no additional than the biohacker Bryan Johnson and his long-suffering penis. Johnson, a multi-millionaire who desires to reside eternally, makes your common well being nut seem like Homer Simpson.

In December, Polymarket bettors wagered on whether or not he may keep a nighttime stiffy for greater than two hours throughout sleep. Nighttime erections are “a big organic age marker representing sexual, cardiovascular, and psychological well being,” Johnson stated, citing analysis that correlates the next danger of loss of life for males who don’t get wooden within the evening. As in case you didn’t have sufficient to fret about.

48. Heads I win, tails you’re a l0ser

It’s an excellent factor Polymarket grew to become in style sufficient to permit degens to wager on something, even Johnson’s johnson. In June, deep within the doldrums of a dull market, they have been so bored that the poor bastards have been really betting on coin flips. Yep, simply join your pockets to a web site referred to as Degen Coin Flips. What may probably go improper?

49. What’s it with hamsters?

In August, degens, apparently uninterested in betting on coin tosses, discovered a brand new obsession: Betting on reside hamsters racing in little plastic automobiles. It was the second straight 12 months that the premise had been examined, however the added automobiles arguably juiced the attraction.

50. Annals of silly token launches, #1 in an infinite collection

One of many largest DEXs on Solana, Raydium deployed a meme coin on a brand new token launchpad, nevertheless it backfired and “did not precisely go as anticipated,” with two an identical tokens created and the primary dropping 92% in simply 10 minutes. The token initially had spiked to a $7 million market cap, earlier than plummeting to $488,000. “Is it rug?” requested one well-trained Discord consumer.

51. Annals of silly token launches, #2 in an infinite collection

Think about a meme coin that didn’t pump earlier than it might be dumped. That was the case with a star coin apparently promoted by Brazilian footballer Neymar Jr, bassist and lyricist for Pink Floyd Roger Waters, and quite a lot of different highly-followed accounts, together with the CEO of a luxurious way of life model.

Regardless of the celeb tweets reaching over 3 million individuals, the token barely hit a market cap of $19,000. The truth is, it was held by simply two dozen holders, and had a scant $4 price of liquidity. You’ve in all probability guessed by now that these luminaries had nothing to do with the token, and their X accounts had been hacked.

“It was the saddest launch I’ve ever seen,” stated the CEO of on-chain analytics firm Bubblemaps,

52. Binance says a few of its finest pals are individuals of colour

Binance, the world’s largest crypto change, posted a meme to X in June that appeared to counsel that it was discriminating towards its customers based mostly on pores and skin colour. The change, in fact, blamed an intern on its social media workforce who “lacks the corresponding cultural background” wanted to grasp what racism is.

“Once they noticed this MEME picture locally, they didn’t perceive its which means and posted it on X. That is our fault, and we’ll ensure that to rectify this situation,” Binance wrote. The answer, the agency stated, was to rent a brand new intern.

53. Notice to Kraken hackers: Your halloween masks doesn’t idiot anybody

Some genius tried to entry a Kraken account in June by making an attempt to speak a customer support rep into giving him entry. The man was actually carrying an affordable Halloween masks.

“Our agent was like: That is completely ridiculous. It is a rubber masks the man’s carrying,” Kraken Chief Safety Officer Nick Percoco informed Decrypt.

54. The rugging and resurrection of the TrumpCoin

The Solana-based meme coin TrumpCoin—which launched in June amid a flurry of boasts over its claimed however nonetheless unproven connection to former U.S. President Donald Trump—misplaced 92% of its worth after a hearty rugging.

The DJT token, impressed by the President-elect, went into freefall after the most important whale and proprietor (20% of the availability) offered off $2 million in tokens—some 2 billion of the suckers—in a single large dump. The token’s market capitalization plummeted from $55 million to $3 million in minutes. Ah, however who’s laughing now? The token practically doubled its all-time-high value after Trump received the election, earlier than plunging again to the ground.

55. America’s sweetheart awakens

Haliey Welch, aka the Hawk Tuah Lady, launched a HAWK token. Sooner than you’ll be able to say “spit on that thang,” the token climbed to a market capitalization of $490 million… earlier than instantly collapsing by greater than 93% in worth. Some $3 million was pocketed by individuals unknown.

“Haliey’s workforce has offered completely no tokens in any respect,” her individuals stated, denying they orchestrated a rug pull.

Welch tried to reply questions from heartbroken traders in a Areas, however when the going acquired powerful, Welch acquired going: “I’m gonna go to mattress” she stated, and stop the chat, seemingly by no means to return to Crypto Twitter or our hearts once more. Lastly, on December 20, Sleeping Magnificence awoke from her 372-hour slumber to proclaim that she’s working with the regulation agency that sued the HAWK token’s creators.

56. Hamster therapeutic massage

Who knew that these private therapeutic massage units have been good for one thing apart from intercourse toys? Russian avid gamers, that’s who!

On-line retailer Wildberries reported a 179% month-over-month gross sales spike for percussion massagers in June, which was attributed to gamers of the massively in style Telegram recreation, Hamster Kombat.

Apparently somebody discovered that they might jack up their in-game coin earnings by utilizing the factor, which pulses quickly to ship sooner display screen faucets than a human participant can. However on condition that the sport’s broadly disappointing airdrop delivered “mud,” we’d be shocked in the event that they earned sufficient to even cowl the price of the vibrating machine.

57. Too massive to fail and never return as a crypto firm

It’s baaaack: Enron, the image of fin de siècle dotcom extra, introduced by way of X in early December that it was returning to “solv[e] the worldwide power disaster” with assistance from decentralized know-how. Whether or not it’s a parody, actual tried comeback, or actual tried comeback that ends in parody stays to be seen. Within the meantime, the agency says “permissionless innovation” will probably be central to its comeback.

58. Biting the banana that feeds you

We don’t know something about artwork, however we find out about dumb. And it’s debatable what’s dumber: Shopping for a high-concept piece of artwork—a banana duct taped to a wall—for $6.2 million at a Sotheby’s public sale, or consuming the banana later. Each of which Justin Solar, the P.T. Barnum of crypto, did in November. That stated, he was inspired to routinely change the banana anyway.

As a gesture of excellent will, Solar introduced that he would buy 100,000 bananas from the identical New York sidewalk stall the place the unique banana got here from—claiming he’d distribute them worldwide without cost. Nevertheless it was shortly revealed that this simply isn’t doable. The seller stated they’d barely make any revenue, and even then the logistics are a nightmare.

59. Even in jail, the scammer often known as Razzlekhan retains on shilling

Heather “Razzlekhan” Morgan, infamous for her position within the notorious $10.8 billion Bitfinex hack in 2016, has written a track! It’s, apparently, a rap devoted to the love of her life, husband and accomplice in crime, Ilya Lichtenstein, whom she hasn’t seen outdoors of a courtroom for 3 years. The track, which she says was written throughout a stint in solitary confinement, was launched in a video and ends on an upbeat be aware: “Carry on praying for what the long run brings. Inshallah.”

60. Congressman digs canine wif ski masks

A meme coin based mostly on a canine in a ski masks pumped this month, apparently as a result of U.S. Congressman Mike Collins (R-GA) acknowledged that he purchased as a lot as $30,000 of it.

“I favored the cash, so I purchased them,” the no-nonsense Collins informed Decrypt. “Washington and Wall Avenue have stigmatized rising know-how within the crypto ecosystem for a lot too lengthy, and it’s about time that we begin treating this trade with the respect it deserves.” This isn’t dumb.

61. “Don’t fear about it”

Remilia Company took $20 million in a pre-sale for its CULT meme coin, then nothing occurred for six months. Anybody who expressed concern was flooded with feedback of “Don’t fear about it” from CULT members, regardless of those self same individuals spreading faux information that the token launch had been cancelled.

Group members informed Decrypt that they discovered it “humorous” that folks have been frightened. The token did finally launch in December.

62. Saving Democracy, one battle royale at a time

Widespread battle royale recreation Off the Grid added participant skins impressed by Donald Trump and Kamala Harris by way of its November “Save Democracy” content material pack. The pack included two “Epic” weapons, in addition to character emotes that present the fake politicians both constructing a wall or tossing a molotov cocktail. Better of all, the skins use true-to-life voices, with Trump saying “I really feel like a Democrat” when he’s injured, or Harris quipping “Tax that fucker” when taking pictures at an enemy.

63. Rug your mates for enjoyable and revenue, with out danger

Do not have the ‘nads to create a meme coin, pump it as much as a billion market cap, after which rug the poor schmuckos holding it? Then Rug.enjoyable is the sport for you! It simulates all of the enjoyable—and dumbnasity—of the true deal. Constructed on Coinbase’s Ethereum layer-2 community Base, gamers gamble on 10 tokens, eight of which will probably be rug pulled.

64. Each time you tickle a cat an angel will get its wings

Tapos is a “tickle-to-earn” recreation on the Aptos community that prompts customers to tickle an on-screen cat for HEART tokens, serving to the community document over 200 million transactions throughout two days in Could. The Notcoin-esque cat clicker recreation information each click on on-chain.

In August, the positioning claimed to have surpassed a complete of 500 million transactions. However weirdly, it has since stopped giving updates.

65. X Empire gamers whine to an detached Elon Musk

Guys, regardless of the bizarre “X” in its identify, X Empire has completely nothing to do with X the social platform—regardless of it being beforehand referred to as Musk Empire. Received that? In October, the Telegram tap-to-earn recreation X Empire revealed airdrop allocations to customers, prompting a bunch of dim, ineligible gamers to tweet their complaints to Elon Musk.

“Completely rip-off venture backed by your identify,” tweeted one participant. “X Empire. Elon Musk. Musk Empire. Do interrogation on X Empire workforce. They’re similar to scammer.”

For sure, the proprietor of X and grasp of all he surveys didn’t reply. Notice, lads: Sooner or later, don’t vent at Musk for x-rated motion pictures or something having to do with x chromosomes. He isn’t accountable for these both. But.

66. See you, would not wanna be you

When Fantasy Prime, a SocialFi recreation that incentivized influencers to farm Twitter engagement, went viral this summer time, a degen often known as Franklin determined to put up each 5 minutes to maximise his factors. Deadpan and constant, gotta respect it.

Franklin, for many who have been round for the NFT bull run, can be well-known for sharing his Ls, together with shedding $150,000 in a “prank” NFT bid that he admitted was the “fumble of the century.”

67. Kamala is nowhere to be found-ala

For some time, it appeared like Kamala Harris was really taking an curiosity in crypto and may rethink the Biden administration’s clueless crypto insurance policies. It additionally appeared like she may even communicate at Permissionless, Blockworks’ annual convention. And for some time, it even appeared like she may win the Basic Election.

None of this stuff got here to go.

68. Donald Trump loves him some crypto

The President-elect, in contrast, embraced the crypto neighborhood. Notably, he delivered a rambling speech in July on the massive Bitcoin Convention in Nashville, the place he uncovered how little he knew about crypto. His connection to crypto hardly stopped there.

In an interview with Rug Radio (like Decrypt, an entirely owned subsidiary of Dastan), Trump shilled his new “World Liberty Monetary” venture, which seems to be headed towards some sort of stablecoin providing. This appears very a lot in line with the entire ethos of crypto!

69. Litecoin? Extra like shitecoin

After years of building itself as a authentic decentralized digital forex, Litecoin’s Twitter intern determined to rebrand the venture right into a meme coin.

“As a result of present market situations I now establish as a meme coin,” the Twitter account posted, {followed} by a spree of shitposts together with the creation of a stickman mascot referred to as Lester. Paradoxically, this preceded a 79% value bump. Gosh, what a dumb—and lovable—trade that is!

Bonus Merchandise: Let she or he who’s with out dumbness forged the primary stone…

Decrypt had a metric shit ton of dumb errors final 12 months, however delicacy prevents us from printing all of them once more. Here is to many extra in 2025.